WESTPORT Canoe Trip 2003
August 8h, 9th, & 10th 2003
Well last year was nothing but event full. For those of you who didn't show up to the trip the story goes something like this. I was told to return my canoe and didn't bring it right in. So when I came to shore the person said he saw me urinating on the other side of the river and I was in big trouble. When I finally got to shore the person whined about me getting the canoe in late and asked me to leave. So I was tired and been drinking all day and went back to the tent and went to bed. Later that night after I was sleeping the state police came to escort me out of the tent o the local jail for the night. The charge was for trespassing in which I was cleared of all charges and where dismissed. So it was a complete waste of everyone time. If I had to do it again I wouldn't of left anyways because I don't care to get a DUI for having to leave. And I guess after I left they threaten to toss the entire group off the campgrounds. The bottom line in my opinion of the event is Riverview has poor customer service, security, and wants to just take your money and to you to leave there campgrounds. Again if I did do something wrong I find it funny I wasn't prosecuted and the charges where dismissed? And why was I the ONLY one single out when I was with other people? I only pray the lord shows them the wisdom. I was going to file a case against them for harassment and other things. So that was last year here what we are doing this year so we don't have to deal with the following issues.
Fire to big: Seems every year we go to these local camping areas we are told to keep the size of the fire down. | |
Noise: Seems every year we are told to keep the music down. I think the kicker was last year before everyone came up there Karen and I were sitting by the fire with my laptop playing music and the security told me I had to turn off my laptop because it was too loud. And if anyone knows the speakers they put in a laptop would understand it is NOT loud. | |
Howling: In the past years we have had a major problem with security in regards to the howling. | |
Paying out the ASS: Seems these little campgrounds have plenty of rules and regulations for just about everything including visitors coming up north not spending the night pay for a sticker to come visit. Along with having to pay PER person for the campgroundsb not per site. Fee for taking a shower, and every other stupid fee they can come up with to jam you with. | |
PETS must be on a leash at ALL Times. |
For those of you that venture up to the rifle river will find this year we have located 26 acre lot in which we will be camping. A friend of mine owns a house up North and has given us the permission to camp on his land. So since this is new to a lot of people I'm sure there will be a lot of questions. The place we will be staying at has a house on it so we have gotten permission to use the back bathroom of the house to take showers. There will be 2 porta potties(which will be CLEANED and Fresh before we get there) located onsite for our use along with the use of my RV. The place is located 1/2 mile from the Rifle rive so we are within walking distance of the river. The bus will pick up canoers at the end of the drive way and hall us to the location where we choose to canoe from. The drop off will be located 1/2 mile from where we are staying:
so it can be walked to after you get off the river | |
there will be a bus to pick everyone up at 5:00pm to take you back to the house | |
I also might have someone do shuttle runs from the house to the pickup every other hour or every hour. (Details still being worked out for this) |
Few new options this year and some of the favorites.
LATE FEE Increase to $10 per PERSON! (help pay for the wood and cover food expenses). | |
Wednesday & Thursday Night option | |
NOT TO BE HASSLED by a bunch of idiot campground owners. PRICE: FREE |
For all you folks that would like the details about the river that we will be canoeing on it is called the "Rifle River" in Sterling MI.
New for this year:
Everyone will canoe 18 miles down the river so there will NOT be the option of differnt canoe or tuber rides. NO Tubing this year I'll try to get the details worked out for next year for the tubing. (So NO LONG or SHORT canoe trip just the same) Last year the long trip was 26 miles and the short one was 16 miles. | |
New campgrounds actual HOUSE with 26 acres | |
is a must and some of us might bring are ORV's (Quads and bikes) and go up there Wednesday this year. Email me before you decide to bring any type of ORV's up there. | |
Bring something for the Saturday surprise NIGHT read below | |
Number of years we have been doing it as the WESTPORT Canoe trip 6 years. | |
PET's DON't have to be on a leash!!! (What a CONCEPT) | |
SEND ME YOUR EMAIL address to WESTPORT.canoe.party@tridelec.com so I can email this flier to you when I get it done every year. |
Single person $35
Couples $54
Couples $69 (As always!)
The group decided that they didn't care for the food so everyone is responsible for FEEDING themselves. Some breakfast things listed below will be there. NO DINNER & NO LUNCH will be provided. The quote was "Rather cook my own". |
What does this money cover?
Famous EGG hole
"Every try and Egg Hole"
The prices listed in this web page are FINAL. You DO NOT have a canoe until I have cash in my hand. I can tell you the lists of people that say there going and at the last minute something comes up? Everyone has these things however the campground doesn't give me a refund so I can't give you a refund. I can't tell you all the money I lost because of this. The entire amount is DUE up front no partial payment or I'll pay you when I get my check stuff. I have chased people down year after year to get $20 bucks? Lets just make this fun and simple send me the FULL amount | |
Who ever doesn't give me the money for the trip before the above DUE date will pay a $ late fee which will go toward the FIREWOOD and addition breakfast items. | |
Everyone will be canoeing the same trip this year! |
Send Money to:
Anthony C. Portelli
11497 Dunlavy Lane
Whitmore Lake MI 48189
The late fee is to make people pay the fee on time because I have to pre-pay everything. | |
Late fee helps pay for the huge fires. | |
Some how or the other I always have to chase people down for $20 or $35 so prevents the chase. | |
Breakfast was more then expected last year so increased the late fee to cover for some of the additional costs. | |
Robo loves paying me the late fee. |
2. Pack a lunch for Saturday during the canoeing. (Subs, chips, chicken or etc).
3. BRING WATER TIGHT camping bags so your lunch doesn't get WET. (REI sells these)
4. Bring EXTRA money for beer or whatever you enjoy to DRINK.
You WILL RUN OUT |
Example of consumption: |
Case Friday night. | |
2 Cases for the canoe ride (You don't want to RUN OUT on the RIVER) | |
1 case for Saturday night |
5. Since this is WESTPORT trip now bring something to share with EVERYONE for Saturday night campfire.
Suggested items. |
Lemon drops | |
1/5 of Pucker | |
Jello shots. | |
Moonshine? | |
Do the Jenni Fahitas? | |
John's Pizza bread snacks! | |
Taco DIP. | |
Potato Salad | |
Beans (This is "Bean's favorite dish") | |
ANY Deserts (pies, cookies whatever) | |
Brownies.. |
6. Extra bungie cords or ROPE for the canoe to tie shit DOWN or tie canoes together, when you DUMP or get DUMPED. I ended up tipping half the group last year.
7. Coolers for the canoe (like Jennis old RED WESPORT property now)
8. ZIP lock bags because SMOKES GET WET!
9. Luxary Canoe cushions if you want (Canoe rental will provide these). (REI sells these also)
10. If you are picky about your water bring your OWN because they ONLY have WELL water.
11. If you like smores or marshmallows (ask Jenni Lazorishchak about Marshmallows) or anything like that.
12. Hopefully we will have enough wood but bring a few bucks to chip in for a TRUCK load of fire wood for the weekend.
13. "Dont forget the Herbal Refreshments" as Assman would say.
14. As always you should consider a BACKUP for everything. (Smokes, beer, lighters, CLOTHES,etc)
15. Showers: Are $0.25 per 5 minutes so bring the supplies for it.
16. ALWAYS bring EXTRA TOWELS you'll need them.
17. Water GUNS to soak people on the River. Or if you forget they sell them up at the store for $20 bucks.
18. Chairs for the fire pit.
19. Football, hacky sack, etc..
Who is going this year. If they paid it will say it next to there names.
People who are going this year if they have paid it says paid by there name.
People who went last year.
Campground Information (NORMS House)
House has a shower for us to use. | |
2 Clean porta potties will be on site (we are renting) | |
House will have electric and water. | |
NO Laundry will be available unless you drive up to the do it yourself mart | |
Party store is right down the street for ice and other things. | |
Tents and RV's are WELCOME. | |
Put all your cigarette butts in the fire. | |
Pick up the trash after yourself. | |
NOTE: CELL PHONES DO NOT WORK at the campgrounds! |
What time should I get there?
Most of us are taking Friday off of work and plan on getting up there around 2:00 pm. I would suggest getting UP THERE BEFORE it gets dark because its a PAIN in the ass to setup a tent in the DARK. And everyone will just laugh at you anyway. |
Note: Takes about 3 hours from Metro Detroit.
Directions:
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Jacksonville Store located 2 miles east of M-33 on M-55 near the beautiful Rifle River
Phone number 989-345-0049 ask John owner.
If you have any questions or concerns feel free to email me at WESTPORT.canoe.party@tridelec.com or call at 248.692.0509
See you all at the fire PIT with K-Dog howling and tripping!
Pictures of the Canoe Trip from 2001
Pictures of the Canoe Trip from 2000.
Pictures of the Canoe Trip from 1998
Pictures of the Canoe Trip from 1994