Mardi Gras Y2K Quotes:

 

  1. Mr.Portelli, you are lowdown and dirty, lowdown and dirty. Mr. Portelli don't tell me you come down to Mardi Gras with no money. I hope you have a horrible Mardi Gras and get arrested. Low down and dirtry Mr. Portelli.(Mr Linda from the limo company. I told Doug that I had a limo on the way so him an Mote jumped in a cab so I had to cancel the limo and got the above line.

  2. "You shouldn’t be smoking in an elevator, especially in front of a cop!"

    3. Unknown undercover cop as Portelli lights up..

  3. "You can be a hard pimp or a soft pimp" Taxi driver talking to a brother.

  4. "You can’t put no rock in that pipe!" Unknown black lady talking about the

    5. "salesman’s" glass pipes.

  5. "Something else I want to do before I die is kill one of those mimes. I don’t know

    6. why, but I just don’t like those mother fuckers." Bill from Alex(check spelling).

  6. "Women have the right to bitch and moan because they have two sets of lips"

    7. Jackie from Alex(check spelling).

  7. "It’s like living in a bathroom and can’t smell a fart" I think somebody said that

    8. this was another Bill quote-we need to check this out, maybe w/Mote???!!!

  8. "You guys want to go to the tittie bar?" Dave, after seeing 100’s of tits on Bourbon

            Street during Mardi Gras.

 

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