WESTPORT Billiard Table Rules

Yes, yet another set of rules and regulations to cloud our lives, but unfortunately it is not enough to merely state to use common sense, or to show a little common courtesy and respect. In short don’t be an asshole! However, reality sets in and consequently please adhere to the following:

 

  1. First and foremost-if you are an ASSHOLE GO HOME!!! We are all assholes at one at one time or another but this is meant for you, the perpetual asshole!
  2. No Smoking at the table-period, including the dangling cig or setting a cig on the rail.
  3. No Drinking at the table-as in setting the drink on the rail.
  4. Balls knocked off the table $1 per ball!!!
  5. Ceiling Marks $10 a mark!!!
  6. Cigarette damage-Actual Cost, plus $50!!!
  7. Felt Wrecked-Actual Cost, plus $50!!!!

All funds go toward improvements/repairs to WESTPORT!!!

 

 

 

HOUSE RULES:

1) The CHALLENGER RACKS!!!

2) NO SLOP(No, you don’t need to call OBVIOUS shots.)!!!

3) EIGHT BALL IN ON BREAK WINS!!!

4) REGARDLESS OF WHAT GOES IN ON THE BREAK, THE TABLE IS STILL

OPEN-meaning that the person breaking has choice, i.e. Puts in small ball BUT still has

choice!!!

5) WESTPORT GETS A 20% CUT OF ALL BETS FOR THE JACUZZI FUND!!!

 

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP & COOPERATION!!!

 

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Updated: 09/11/02