I'm often quoting many people in my life and repeat them until people question me on them then I find something new to say..
Some of them include...
"I think life is kind of getting out of control I think I don't know if you agree can you pass me that ash tray. What it is, is it is a rat race I have been through the contortion of hell had alcoholic seizures wound up in the hospital. They threw me in the paddy wagon and beat me to death. I got anger with my self and kick the front wheel off into outer space. I like salad, bake pototo with cream cheese and chives!! I like salad! Why do you have something in mind.. NO I like salad..." Exodus dissc
Exodus disc Pleasures of the Flesh
"Is that right..........."
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh ya"
"Sugar he done insulted me, Now I have to kick his ass" Harlem Nights
"Hey it's the Champ" Harlem Nights
"Most mother??????? would just rob your ass but at least I'm honest" quoted from a Bum in Detroit MI
"My shorts are damp" (Hot summer day 1996)
"Let me show you the way out"
"Come on now billy come on now kid"
"Dell why are you kissing my ear, Neil why are you holding my other hand, where is your other hand, between two pillows, those aren't pillows."
"I'll showem but you can't have it" (New Orleans 1997)
"It's too cold out tonight" (New Orleans 1997)
"I aint doing NOTHING tonight" (New Orleans 1997)
"I'll suck the whole chicken for $2.25" (New Orleans 1997)
"Ask for Mick, I work on commision" (Man who sold me a pool table)
"People you don't not want to be on the streets of Burbon at 12:00am, they will wash your ass down the Mississippii people" (New Orleans 1997)
"You ever see the gutter sweep, I found $200 outside my lucky dog cart" (New Orleans 1997)
"Get your self a lucky dog there hot, they got mustard, they got ketcup, there out of relish, but they got chilli, get your self a lucky dog" (New Orleans 1997)
"Feb 7th 1997, one quick pull up and one quick pull down" (New Orleans 1997)
"People are stupid they just leave there cigerattes on the table, so I just go up and take 2 out of everyones pack, honey I came home with more smokes then I left with" (April 1997 Cigeratte Man)
"Like my plate dog dick, Dog will HUNT"
"Whatever" Can't count the times I heard this from a certain person....
"Just stopping in for one" (Chicken)
"You should think about quitting smoking and joing a gym, POWERHOUSE" (Powerhouse 1996)
"People these are simply plastic beads people there is NO reason to expose your self for plastic beads" (New Orleans 1997)
"Don't Let Your Life Pass You By"
"Chester, Chester, the guest molester." Bean Attacker
"Sunny in the 70's this weekend"
"You squeezing the ball, ya Doug I'm squeezing the ball, it's hard, you squeezing the ball?" (Lake quote from WESTPORT)
"Just put it in Netrual and turn the key" (Lake quote from WESTPORT)
"GO HOME" (MSU fan telling someone to GO HOME)
"Been coming out here for about 30 years" (Pointe Lady lake quote 1997)
"What's we got our selves right here a little billy quote BAaaaaaaaaaaH, come on now boy step it up a little come on now"
(Big Bag quoted Beans saying, May 1997) "Who wants to be my first"
" 2 BEERs"
"That's the WUP" (Point Lady Summer 1997)
"Boy, Did I get COCKED last night" (Point Lady Summer 1997)
"What was that Beer - Miller Genuine Draft" (Point Lady Summer 1997)
(Bean Attacker quoted Beans saying Summer 1997) "You want to suck my titties"
"What was that shit" (PUKEFEST 97, Hamburg, MI summer 97 after a morning of puking on a 15 minute interval for 3 hours)
"No thanks, I have a cooler full of dogs" Whitmore LK, MI summer of 96 response from dog man when asked if he wanted anything from McDonalds
"Ain't nothing wrong with laughing" City of Detroit Transit Cop summer of 96 during a Nooner
"By the way gentlemen, you're going the wrong way on a one way because this is the right way" City of Detroit Cop, Grand Prix Nooner, summer of 96
"Do you want to see my spot" Intoxicated woman at the Soup Kitchen-Nooner, summer of 96
"Please leave your camera and cocaine in the car" (Honest John Bar but No Grill)
When asked if he was working Saturday: "Hell yeah, It's all
time-and-a-half, isn't it?" A colleague who we know call "OT"
Carriage House, Fall 96.
"Fuck that OT!!!" OT after six months on the job!!!!
"I think it is time for lunch, but Angelo it is only 10:30, well I know this sandwich shop right around the corner they sell meatball sandwiches BEST I ever tasted, why don't you go get me 2, come on partner get me 2, Utah, get me two!" From a famous movie
"I only had a dab!" (East Side, summer 1996, after she devoured a entire plate of beans)
A person that was in the way said this "She just pushed me out of the way when she found out there was a second batch of BEANS" (East Side summer 1996)
"You guys want some pop corn" (As someone devoured a entire bag)
"You can't have a party without Portell" (G Money)
"Doug you look tired why don't you let Tony Drive" (Fruit Lady summer 1997)
"You have a backup" (Whitemore Lake Tavern summer 1997)
"It will blow over" (As we get soaked summer 1997)
"Can I get another Amen from your brother" (New Orleans Feb 97)
"I sneaked out and noone knows I'm gone" (A member of Glen's Army summer 1996)
"So what if I'm cocked all the time, who cares?" (Pointe Lady 07/97)
"Oh YA" (Delish 4/6/98)
"That's Right" (Delish 4/6/98)
"Are you sure" (Delish 4/6/98)
"Do you guys have pay per view" (Famous Pat quote)
"How do you suck it with out gagging?" (Beans, Red White Blue 1998)
"I have never been ?ucked like that before" (Buffet & Tony, WESTPORT Summer 1998)
"Pat's on the road" (Buffet, WESTPORT Summer 1998)
"Yuppie ?uck" (Pointe Quote)
"?uck her we don't need her" (Pointe Quote)
"Pat can't find out about this" (Buffet, WESTPORT Summer 1998)
"Chad was just an appetizer, but Pat's the main course!" (Buffet, 7/5/98 @ WESTPORT, RED, WHITE, & BLUE II PARTY! )
"I want a bite of that and I want it NOW" (Dumb hick from up north MI hot dog girl)
"All he did the whole time was SMOKE" (Stef from the bean crew, Canoe trip of 1997)
"Ya I got a uncle lives on Strawberry Lake, and my buddy he is renting a house on Portage" (Classic boat quote WESTPORT 1997)
"Ya you can fly threw these channels you just have to know the lake, we pulled a water skier from Portage to Zukie Lake Tavern in 15 minutes, Just have to know the lake" (Expert boater at WESTPORT 1997)
"This is nothing" (Beans after a backyard run WESTPORT 1998)
"If your going to do it DO IT RIGHT" (Classic Weston Quote)
"She just laid there and took it!!!" (Sarah 1997)
"Pat the boats on fire", Pat's response: "HuH" (WESTPORT 1998)
" Did you say swerve to miss a deer or to miss a beer?" (Hamburg Police 1998)
"Shit, I haven't even fuc*ed Pat yet!" (Buffet at WESTPORT 1998)
"I just had to get fuck**!" (Buffet 1998)
"Yeah, just helping a brother out there Bit*h!!! "(Classic Weston Quote Summer 1998 WESTPORT)
"What Doug your float boat go what about mach one" (Classic point quote summer 1997)
"Let's see em beans" (summer 1998 WESTPORT)
"Bring a 30 pack and bag of ice" (WESTPORT RULE)
"Well, god-dang I've got stain glass coming out my ying-yang!" (Stain Glass Man, Summer 98 @WESTPORT )
"Fu*k you and the horse you rode in on!" (Stain Glass Man, Summer 98 @WESTPORT)
"My Uncle Ray took a whole week off, I think I can take a Saturday off!!!" (Stain Glass Man, Summer of 98 @WESTPORT )
"A little family day, hey Portelli???!!!" Weston, Summer of 98 @WESTPORT enduring Buffet's kids
"Those two are a bunch of heathens" (Bag Dave after being woke up by Buffet's kids, Summer 98 @WESTPORT)
"One of these days I'm going to fool them and put some vodka in there!!!" (Tractor referring to the neighborhood water dish for the dogs, Summer 98 at Joe and Irene's house.)
"Now stop it, you're pissing me off!" (Heard many times during the Summer of 98. )
"Hey, they really knocked it down!" (Bob telling us about the band from the Dexter Bowling Bar, Summer 98 @WESTPORT.)
"You dumb fu*k, these are brand new shorts that I paid $28 for you dumb bitch!!!" (Bag Dave after Buffet & Beans ripped his shorts off, 9/6/98 on Strawberry Lake)
"whip it out boy, i want to see it" (Beans favorite quote at WESTPORT Summer 1998)
"I just turned around and there he was abusing himself!!" (Big Bag quote at WESTPORT Summer 1998)
"Hey Bob do you got a big screen for sale" (Famous quote for fall 1998 at WESTPORT)
"Hey Bob or So Bob are universal words that are always directed toward Bob"
"Get a ROOM" (Famous quote at WESTPORT 1998)
"I'd crawl right up her ass and stay a week" (Ass man 1998)
"Pass the torch" (Doug and Pat's quote 1998)
"My hole is wrecked, I'm afraid if I come out there I wont' have time to make it" (Pat late at WESTPORT)
"Your not going to tell anyone right" (Famous Beans quote)
"I just want to sit in my own god dam car" (Pat on the way to get somethign to eat)
"Do you remember(that time, when, name of whoever)?" Jim Daniels, Revina, Kentucky 4/2-4/4/99 during Doug and Tony's little "road trip!
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" Albert Einstein
"stop bitting me K-Dog!" (Regina Moyer)
"Your about a DB" (WESTPORT Term)
"Your about a DF" (WESTPORT Term)
"I'll be back tonight with a globe" (Corey after he busted the one infront of the house for the second year in a row.)
Doug, Buffet, Danny, Boo, and I went to 7 differnt tree farms before we ended up at Lutz Tree Farm
Owen - 87 year old X-Mas Tree Farmer @ Lutz 20 year in business, and he likes nature.
Quotes from Owen:
What size tree you looking for?
We usually have 4 or 5 saws
But they must all be out!
Let me tell you the Douglas Fir Story!
Here comes a new Crew (for the second time)
There's Cookies inside for the kiddies (About 3 times)
Let me go get a chain for the golf cart, somebody has the tractor (The tractor was right there in front of him)
Quote from another Tree farmer:
We go 7 Different kinds (Husband & wife team named them all.. Twice)
"The Best" Tree Lot
"She calls that a mess? If it's not a black dick she don't know what it is!" Art with Christian Brothers Construction talking about the security guard, 6/2/2000
The "Pitch" from a mortgage broker, who is a used car salesman in disguise. This is a quote from October 23, 2001 from Sam Ammar at Quicken Loans. By the way, note the "wrapped up with no problems" part. We closed on January 25, 2002-NINETY DAYS LATER!!! "Brian an I, are in a position to get this loan wrapped up with no problem. We can do your primary residence as a no doc, with very competitive rates as we discussed. What we will do is take your first mortgage just lower your rate and lower your monthly payment. Then Brian will come in and do your second for as much cash as you would like."
Brian Saks, of Quicken Loans, on January 15, 2002 when commenting about a very questionable "warranted" value for WestPort. Notice the "used car salesman" mentality and pitch for a close. "We've got too much to lose to not guarantee the value. Trust me. It works. One more thing. For a $60,000 loan, the value would only need to come in at $306,000 to keep the same pricing. WE ARE GOLD!!! Send the Rental Agreements and let's close these loans."
"We might as well cut bait and find a new fishing hole." (From Graham Skidmore, of Quicken Loans, 1/25/2002 on the final day of the WestPort "re-fi" adventure of 3 months.)
Favorite Quotes on Audio file
